The Two Toasters & The Repose of the King - Coming soon on Ulule
(Suppléments, jouables sans la Communauté des Abdos)
Diet and Mindset Gamebooks in a Parodic Heroic Fantasy Universe
The Two Toasters
The dietary gamebook from the Dungeon of Fitness universe
The Two Toasters invites you to step into the dietary dimension—a parallel world where every meal is a trial, every food a symbol, and every encounter a quest toward self-mastery.
This book guides you through an initiatory journey in which discipline, pleasure, and balance are the true weapons of victory.
The Concept
After The Fellowship of the Grind, which turns you into an RPG hero through physical training, The Two Toasters plunges you into the unseen side of Dungeon of Fitness:
the dietary dimension, an esoteric parallel world entered at every meal, following the cursed reading of the Macronomicon. To lift the curse, you must reach one of the Two Legendary Toasters:
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The Toaster of Brave and Firm, devoted to lean mass gain and the construction of the hero.
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The Out-of-Time-Cooked Toaster, dedicated to fat loss and bodily purification.
To succeed, you must overcome 66 culinary trials, confront dietary demons, resist the temptations of the Junkfool, and master the secret laws of the Macronomicon, the forbidden grimoire.
Table of Contents
Treatise on Dieto-Demonology
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The seven dietary sins and their demons.
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How to identify them, fight them, and purify your eating habits.
The Meal Trials
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66 mini-games to be played at the table, solo or in a group.
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Dexterity, balance, speed, creativity, knowledge: your meals become initiatory challenges.
Sacred Objects and Rituals
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Blessings, artifacts, and real-world disciplines to regain control:
the Graduated Chalice, the Scale of the Soul, the Prayer Journal, Holy Water, and the Oath of the Single Fork.
Campaign – The Two Toasters
This book is not merely a diet manual.
It is an adventure to be lived at every meal—an initiatory role-playing game where science, humor, and imagination unite to help you live better, eat better, and understand your own dietary rituals.
Coming soon: more previews in English!
The Repose of the King
The mind & meditation gamebook from the Dungeon of Fitness universe
The final supplement of the saga, The Repose of the King marks the resolution of the adventures experienced by the heroes of the Disque-Fonte—in victory… or in defeat.
The Concept
After The Fellowship of the Grind, which turns you into an RPG hero through physical training, and The Two Toasters, which confronts you with the Dietary Dimension and its demons, The Repose of the King invites you to enter the ultimate unseen aspect of Dungeon of Fitness: the Astral Dimension.
An immaterial world, accessible through meditation, visualization, and astral projection,
to which one may connect in order to become a better athlete—and a more lucid human being.
Within this dimension, the inhabitants of the Disque-Fonte learn to communicate with athletic souls, following the paths laid down by the greatest heroes in the history of Fitland.
True mastery of body and mind lies at the end of one of the many paths that weave through the Astral Dimension.
Set out in search of it through the included campaign:
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The Repose of the King
Uncovering the secret at the end of this quest will lead you to deep self-knowledge and the development of your inner strength.
Table of Contents
Interactions with the Astral Dimension
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Astrology – discover your destiny… and how to bend it
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Theory of astral projection through meditation
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Manual for reaching the Zone (the state of presence and optimal performance)
The Athletic Tarot
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The complete Athletic Tarot
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Using the Athletic Tarot for Dungeon of Fitness characters (and real-life athletes as well)
Cabinet of Curiosities
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Library of Astral methods
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Tools and accessories for astral navigation
Campaign – The Repose of the King
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Narrative solo or multiplayer campaign
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The final outcome of the Disque-Fonte adventures
The Repose of the King is more than a simple meditation manual or a collection of recovery tips.
It is an invitation to explore body and mind through an initiatory role-playing experience, allowing you to perform without pressure in what you truly love.
It is the ultimate quest to learn both self-mastery and complete release.